50 lines
1.3 KiB
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50 lines
1.3 KiB
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Boem bats
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-Same as legacy-
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I feel uncomfortable when my computer physically struggles
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with me. Sure, I can overpower it now, but it feels like
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a few short steps from here to the robot war.
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%
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Man: Dear God,
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God: YES, MY CHILD?
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Man: I would like to file a bug report.
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%
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Person: Are you coming to bed?
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Man: I can't. This is important.
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Person: What?
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Man: Someone is wrong on the Internet.
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%
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We need a special holiday to honor the countless kind souls
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with unsecured networks named 'linksys'.
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%
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140 characters may not seem like a lot, but we will never run
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out of things to say.
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%
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It's a dragon!!
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Wife: You've been staring at that screen a while.
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Man: Picking a good server name is important.
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Wife: And yet you settled on "Caroline" for our daughter in like 15 seconds.
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Man: But this is a *server*!
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Man: Besides, I had to - you were trying to name her 'epidural'
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Wife: Those were good drugs.
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%
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WHAT DID YOU SEE!!
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Assembler is the tool of choice for people who wants to "own" the PC.
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%
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Burn the LED according to the picture.
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WE MOETEN OVER!!!
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Beer costs time.
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Time is money.
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Money is beer.
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%
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A C program is like a fast dance on a newly waxed dance floor
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by people carrying razors.
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(walra%moacs11 @ nl.net) 94/03/18
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— Waldi Ravens
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